The HP cast saying, “Hey, buddy, can I get an order of mozarella sticks, please?” with an American accent.
TOM COMPLETELY NAILED IT
Comic: Adventure Time - Seeing Red (Kaboom)
Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.
Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?
Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh.
Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Anything causes them
Favorite answer so far.
Plus if it’s really that much of a problem masturbation is always an option. Any dude who’d rather pressure someone into having sex against their will rather than masturbate is not only a terrible human being he’s a rapist and should be run from, quickly.
The only reason I could think of for a boner to hurt is if you’re wearing the world’s tightest jeans and have a monster dong. I mean, that seems like something that could hurt, but then really, don’t wear jeans that tight. In other words, “My boner hurts” is a bullshit excuse and you should REALLY make their boner hurt by hitting them in the dick. Like, super hard.
Just adding my two cents, I’ve had a boner hurt, but it’s not an immediate thing. Your erection can start to hurt if its been like that for a while, and is constricted. There have been times when I have been in pain, but once I was able to get a bathroom, or somewhere else that was private, and just take off my pants, it normally went back down pretty quickly. The pain is normally caused, at least I assume, by getting an erection and then the blood flow being restricted, so you basically have this boner but your dick has moved into a position where it is so restricted by your pants or whatever that the blood can’t leave. That’s my assumption, anyway.
Yeah, ladies, if some guy tries to pressure you into something like this, just don’t. He can literally take care of that himself.
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bringing this back :)
I put ravioli on pizza
THIS IS THE BEST XD
REBAGGELING BECAUSE TAYLOR LOVES HIS PUNS AND THIS POST INFURIATES ME
I’m having an apunplexy .
What a punderful collection of pictures.
My better judgement has been suspunded so I can reblog this picture.
Why r u punishing me
Alphas vs. Betas
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LET’S SEE YA GOOGLE THOSE EYES, SIMON!!!